Titanic
Honestly, I’ve kind of stopped watching. But the shit has really hit the fan. Fabrizio is dead. That’s all I really care about. By the way, have you seen The Reader? Kate Winslet is really amazing in it and there’s a cute boy named David Kross who’s naked alot!!
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Great Minds
As I was thinking, “things are really starting to fall apart,” Billy Zane said, “things are starting to fall apart.” I guess I really am more of a Billy than a Leo. Oooo that evil Ismay guy just got on the lifeboat with a bunch of ladies. That would totally be me!!
Whore vs. Wife
“I’d rather be his whore than your wife,” says Rose. Hmmm…Billy Zane’s wife or Leo’s whore. I think I would choose wife to Zane.
Iceberg!
This just in…the Titanic hit an iceberg. In other news, Carol Burnett is going to be on Glee this week!!
Nude Painting
I wish Greg would paint me nude. It would sell millions of copies.
Party time
That poor people party is too dirty and loud. I would rather sip cocktails with the rich people in first class.
Live Blogging continued
Ooooooo. Rose’s mom and her friends just tried to dis Kathy Bates. I can’t tell you how many times Kristy, Eric and I have pretended to be finished with our tea just to get away from “new money” who wants to hang out with us.
Uh Oh
I have a feeling she may not be in love with her fiance. In fact, I think she may have feelings for Jack. This is going to get worse before it gets better.
